This morning was supposed to be the first of my "Start at 7:00, leave at 4:00" days. The prospect of getting out of work and hour early was just exhilarating enough for me to ignore the hour of lost sleep in the morning. I didn't even mind this morning as I hoisted my bag over my shoulder and trudged into the chilly morning air.
I drummed my fingers to the melodic drone of NPR morning radio as I pulled into a perfect parking spot right in front of my favorite Starbucks. The "You-godda-dolla" bum wasn't patrolling yet, so I walked easily in and out with my steaming cup of joe.
Ahhh. What a morning.
I reached the office at about 6:55 and promptly realized that I was the only one in the office who elected to work early mornings. The office was dark, empty, and locked. Well then.
Not wanting to have my early arrive count for nothing, I drove to the nearest wifi hot spot (read: Starbucks) and began my work for the day. Jittery and overly ethusiastic from my excessive caffiene intake, I returned to my car to find a dreadful clicking noise where there is supposed to be the rumble of a starting engine.
Of course, this was the one day that I forgot my cell phone at home. Along with my AAA card. There I was, 22 years old, a college graduate, with a job and an apartment and all the ameneties a "big girl" could want, calling mommy to save me.
About an hour later, I was siting on a curb, laptop balanced awkwardly on my knees, attempting to work as the mechanic tinkered under the hood. Thats when I learned that the problem was beyond a dead battery, but dead cell. Translation: You need a new battery, that will be $150 and another hour of your time.
Finally, at 9:00 I was ready to set off to my 7:00-start work day. All he had to do was connect the batter---
AAAHHH AAAAHHH AAAHHH AAAHHH
Ah, yes. The alarm I havent used in two years because the very sound of it beckons every dog within a 3 mile radius and renders passers by temporaily deaf. I had forgotten about that alarm- probably because I no longer carry around the fob that disarms the thing. Without it, I am left with the choice of a. a disconnected battery or b. a shrieking alarm.
Choices choices.
So, here I am, finally at work, my car stranded in the Starbucks lot. What my next move is, I haven't the slightest.